The US Justice Department - unable to sentence Bill Gates to any meaningful
economic fine decided that his punishment would be more severe - and sentenced
him to eternity in Hell.Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting
for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and
a big liar all your life. Frankly releasing Windows 95 two years early, would by
itself, have landed you here. But enough of that. "You've arrived on a day when
I'm in a good mood, so I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in
which you'll be locked up forever."Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which
millions of poor souls are being tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive
coliseum where thousands of people are being chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young woman with an
alluring look on her face, at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To
Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation thinking he outsmatred the
devil, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the
room. Satan then locks the door.As Satan turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was
Bill Gates!cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best room in the house?" "That's what
everyone thinks" snickered Satan."The vintage bottle of wine you see - It has a hole in
it."That Beautiful young lady - She doesn't" "What about the PC?""Oh, If you look carefully,
you'll see that it crashed!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys," "Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."