A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the fron porch
with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm
going He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found
out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free". He pondered
that Then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and
his wife. She said "And just where do you think you are going?" He replied "I'm
go too". "Why?" She asked. He said "I want to see how you you are going to live
on $800.00 a year".