A lawyer from New York was transfered to a small frontier during the
settlement of the West. After several weeks there he noticed that the
town was populated soley by men. He asked one of the local cowboys,
"What do you do when you get the urge for a woman?". The cowboy replied,
"See them thar'sheep up on thet hill. We just go git us one." "That is
disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the lawyer. After about 3 months the
lawyer could not stand it any longer. He decided though if he was going
to do a sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right. He picked
out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed her, put a pink ribbon on
her, served her hay on a china plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and
then took the sheep to bed. After he finished he decided to take his new
found lover out for a drink. He wandered into the local saloon with the
sheep under his arm. The piano fell silent, people dropped drinks, and
all the cowboys turned, and stared in shocked disbelief. The lawyer said,
"You bunch of hippocrites. You look at me as if I'm some sort of freak
for doing what you've been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more
class." "That ain't the problem.", replied one cowboy, "That's the
sheriff's gal you're with."