4 MEN ARE ON A DESERT ISLAND. A JEW, A BLACK, A MEXICAN AND A BIGOT. THE JEW
FINDS A MAGIC BOTTLE AND , OF COURSE, RUBS IT. A GENIE POPS OUT AND SAYS "YOU
CAN EACH HAVE ONE WISH." THE JEW GOES FIRST AND SAYS "I WANT ALL MY PEOPLE TO
LIVE IN PEACE IN ISRAEL AND HAVE EVERYTHING THEIR HEART DESIRES.THE MEXICAN
GOES NEXT AND SAYS "THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. I'LL HAVE THE SAME THING. THE GENIE
SAYS "THAT'S FINE. YOU BOTH SHALL HAVE IT." THE BLACK GOES ON TO SAY "I WANT ALL MY
PEOPLE TO LIVE IN AFRICA,GROW ALL THEIR OWN FOOD AND LIVE IN PEACE FOREVER." THE
GENIE SAID"YOU GOT IT" THE BIGOT WAS LAST AND SAID"DO I HAVE ALL THIS STRAIGHT?
THE JEWS ARE ALL IN ISRAEL? THE MEXICANS ARE ALL IN MEXICO? AND THE BLACKS
ARE ALL IN AFRICA?" " YES" REPLIED THE GENIE "WELL, IN THAT CASE, SAID THE BIGOT-I
THINK I'LL JUST HAVE A DIET COKE.