Three men are standing at the gates of heaven and st. peter asks them if they
ever cheated on their wives. the first man says all the time,st. peter gives him a
compact car and admits him into heaven. the second man says "i cheated a couple
of times" and st. peter gives him a mid-sized car and admits him into heaven. the
third man says "i never cheated on my wife in 40 years of marriage" so st. peter
gives him a rolls-royce and admits him into heaven. a week later the three men met
at an intersection in heaven and the third man was sitting in his car crying, the
other men asked why he was crying, he had such a nice car. the third man said "i just
saw my wife and she was driving a skateboard.