A trucker is driving down a lonely stretch of highway when he notices a sign
Little Sisters of Mercy's House of Ill-Repute 10 miles. The trucker figures he
must have misread the sign and continues down the highway. A few minutes pass
and he sees another sign Little Sisters of Mercy's House of Ill-Repute 5
miles. The trucker, surprised, laughs to himself and continues down the highway.
A few minutes down the road, he sees the sign Little Sister's House of Mercy's
House of Ill-Repute Next Right. Curiosity and hormones getting the better of him,
he pulls into the driveway. The trucker walks up and knocks on the huge wooden door.
The Mother Superior answers the door, "Yes, may I help you?" The trucker, embarassed,
says "Well, I saw your signs and ..." The Mother Superior says, "That will be $100.
Follow the hallway to the end, turn right and see Sister Margaret." The trucker walks
down the long hall to find Sister Margaret sitting beside another large door. Sister
Margaret says to the trucker, "Walk through this door and I'll be right with you."
The trucker walks through the door only to find himself back outside of a locked door
with a sign saying You Have Just Been Screwed By the Little Sisters of Mercy.