YOU MIGHT BE A HIGH-TECH REDNECK IF:
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Your E-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
You connect to the world wide web via a "Down Home Page"
The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
Your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
You've doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
Your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
Your computer is worth more then all your cars together.
Your wife said "either she or the computer had to go"...and you still don't miss her.
You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your cold drink.
You ever refer to your computer as 'Ole Bessy"
Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor, or angus bull.
You start all your E-mail with the words "Howdy y'all"
Your spell checker knows words like "y'all, yonder, and reckon"
Your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems, and monitors
Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" hard drive