Luigi comes to America and succeeds in becoming a millionaire.One day Luigi
says to himself:"Luigi,you;re an intelligent boy,you make a million in
America,now you;re gonna make one woman happy."So he has his picture taken
in the nude, in the buff, naked.When he views the proofs,he exclaims,"Luigi,
you're an intelligent boy who make a million in America,Im gonna make two
women happy."He cuts the picture in half."I'm gonna send the top half to
my Mamma,and the bottom half to my girlfriend. In addressing and sealing
the envelopes he gets the pictures mixed;the top half goes to his girlfriend,
the bottom half to his ageing mother. His girlfriend receives her letter and
exclaims while gazing at her half of the picture "That's my Luigi, handsome
Italian boy, make a million in America" His mother on the other hand receives
her letter and bottom portion of the nude photo. Now wearing bifocals, and gazing
intently while examining the photo at various distances, she finally exclaims,
"That's my Luigi, handsome Italian boy. Long nose, baggy eyes, and no shave for a week!"