Two old ladies are standing in their backyards gossiping over the back fence.
"Did you hear what Myrtle did?" asks one. "I heard she's been sleeping with
the milkman," says the other old lady. They're back at the fence, talking for
hours when the one old lady notices a delivery truck has pulled into the
driveway, and the driver is getting out with a dozen red roses. "Oh great!
I know what I'll be doin' all night," says the first old lady. "What?" asks
the other one. "Every year Elmer sends me a dozen red roses on the same day,"
says the lady, "so I guess I'll be naked, lying on my back all night with my
legs in the air!" The other lady looks confused and replies, "Don't you have
a vase?"