A man walks into a pet store & the owner says-This here frog will
give you the best SEX that you have ever had in your life! the Man
says " I can't believe that but I will give you $5.00 for the FROG
right now. The owner says he will let the frog go for $100.00 dollars.
The man thinks the frog looks like it needed a home, so he gave the
owner the $100.00 dollars for the frog & takes him home. That night
while in bed, the man reaches over to carress his wife, she just
shrugs off his attempts towards her and rolls over to sleep. Well the
man decides to get up & go to the other room. A couple hours later the
wife wakes up and notices that her husband is not in bed with her. She
gets up to find her Husband, but, after a complete search of the house,
there is only one more room to check. So the Wife strolls into the kitchen,
only to see the FROG sitting in the middle of the Counter and her husband
leaning over the counter looking at every cookbook that she owns with the
FROG. The wife asks: "What in the hell are you doing?" The husband replies:"AS
SOON AS I TEACH THIS FROG HOW TO COOK-YOUR ASS IS OUGHT OF HERE!!!