So, this guy goes into a pub, orders a drink, notices it's a bit quiet but sees
a piano in the corner. He says to the landlord "would you like some music?" the
landlord says yes, OK, so he pulls this little man out of his pocket, sits him
at the piano, and the whole pub is treated to two hours of great music. Afterwards,
the landlord enquired where on earth he could of got such a thing, and the man
replied ruefully that he had got it as a result of a wish from his fairy godmother
- but the old bat must have been deaf, he explained, because I certainly didn't ask
for a 12inch pianist!