The Male Guide On Selecting An Outfit

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| Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |
| dresser? |     |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|
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       | Yes           | Yes                | Yes       | No
       +------------------------------------            V
       |                                               -------
       V                                              | Buy |
   ---------------                                    | more |
| Take whatever |                                   |clothes|
|   is on top   |                                    -------
   ---------------           -------------------------
       |                     |                       |
       V                     V                       |
   -------- No           ---------                -----------
|   Is   |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh"   | Spray    |
|   it   | Not sure    | smell |------------->|   with    |
| clean? |------------>| test   |              | deodorant |
   --------               ---------                -----------
       | Yes                | "Not bad"
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       |
       V
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|For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they|   "I may get
|Are there many|   for my legs?" |   be    |    arrested."
|    holes?    |----------------->| visible?|--------
   --------------                    ---------         |
       | No                           | No             V
       +------------------------------            -------------
       |                                         |Place item on|
       |                                         | dirty pile; |
       |                                         | start over |
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       V
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| Is it | Yes |   Do you   | Yes | But would you rather |
|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your |
   ---------        ------------       | eyeball than iron a |
       | No              | No          | shirt?               |
       |                 |              ----------------------
       |                 |                             | Yes
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       |
       V
   --------   Kinda             -------          -----------
| Does |------------------>| Is it | No    | Seek the |
|   it   | "Does it what?" | dark |------->| advice of |
| match? |------------------>| out? |        | a female |
   --------                     -------          -----------
       | Yes                      | Yes
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       V
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| Put on |
| clothes! |
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