This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees
a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a
little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he
thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde
woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How
long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over,
unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man , oh man! Is that good!" Then
she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey? "He replies, "Ten
years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask
and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she
starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says
to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the mans replies,
"My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!