Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't
Find The Reverse Switch.
I just got lost in thought. It was
unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic
memory. Some just don't have film.
When the chips are down, the
buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't
remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked, in
a parallel universe.
He's not dead, He's
electroencephalographically
challenged.
She's always late. Her ancestors
arrived on the June Flower.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted
and used against you.
I wonder how much deeper would
the ocean be without sponges.
When shooting a mime, do you
need a silencer?
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you
noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is fool-proof to a
sufficiently talented fool.
Nothing is fool-proof because fools
are so ingenious.
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy"
until you find a rock.
Have you ever noticed how nothing
is impossible for those who don't
have to do it?
Blessed are the censors, for they
shall inhibit the Earth.
A day without sun shine is like,
night.
Save the whales. Collect the whole
set.
When in darkness or in doubt, run
in circles scream and shout.
I think your hard drive has a slipped
disk.
Atheism is a non-prophet
organization.
On the other hand, you have
different fingers.
Change is inevitable. Except from a
vending machine.
Dyslexics of the world, untie.
I just let my mind wander, and it
didn't come back.
I don't find it hard to meet
expenses. They're everywhere.
Inflation is when the buck doesn't
stop anywhere.