WHEN SOME ONE SAY TO YOU,"YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT" YOU CAN NOW
PROVE THEM WRONG BECAUSE
YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT JACK SCHITT!! JACK SCHITT IS THE ONLY SON OF AWE
SCHITT, THE FERTILIZER MAGNET, WHO MARRIED OH SCHITT, THE OWNER OF
KNEEDEEP INN. JACK SCHITT MARRIED NOE SCHITT AND THEY PRODUCED SIX
CHILDREN. HOLY SCHITT, THEIR FIRST, PASSED ON SHORTLY ATER BIRTH.
NEXT CAME TWIN SONS, DEEP SCHITT AND DIP SCHITT, THEN TWO DAUGTERS,
FULLA SCHITT AND GIVA SCHITT, AND ANOTHER SON, BULL SCHITT. DEEP
SCHITT MARRIED DUMB SCHITT (A HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT). DIP SCHITT
MARRIED LOTTA SCHITT AND THEIR SON IS CHICKEN SCHITT. FULLA SCHITT
AND GIVA SCHITT MARRIED THE HAPPENS BROTHERS. THE SCHITT-HAPPENS
CHILDREN ARE DAWG SCHITT, BYRD SCHITT AND COWE SCHITT. BULL SCHITT
JUST MARRIED HIS SECOND COUSIN, PISA SCHITT. THEY EAGERLY AWAIT
THE ARRIVAL OF LITTLE SCHITT.
NOW YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT JACK SCHITT!