The New Mechanic
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A gynecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less
responsibility, decided a career change was in order. After some
serious thought he decided that being an engine mechanic,
something he had enjoyed up to the time he entered college,
would be a good profession.
However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered
with an engine and he knew that to work on any of the newest
engines and be able to compete with the younger work force,
he would have to go to school. So he enrolled in a technical
institute that specialized in teaching auto mechanics and pretty
much aced the course.
The final exam however, required each student to completely
strip and reassemble a complete engine. So it was with some
trepidation he took on the task.
At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors
for evaluation and awaited his final grade. When the grades
were handed out he did a double take at the 150% grade he received.
Rather confused, he asked his instructor how it was possible
to have a grade like this. The instructor replied that it really
quite simple. He gave him 50% for correctly disassembling the
engine, 50% for correctly reassembling the engine and an
additional 50% for doing it all through the muffler.
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